not_a_monk: My girlfriend hasn't seen "Return of the Jedi."

ME: You have to show her the real one. The old one.

not_a_monk: I will show her the new one, because it's better.

ME: They photoshop in emo!Anakin. And they replaced Sy Snootles with CGI.

not_a_monk: Which is how he would have done it if he'd been able to at the time.

ME: And the new song at Jabba's Palace is lame ( Read more... )

My classical lobby music is playing Star Wars right now (\o/) which made me think of a Random Interlude With Mr. Bill that I forgot to share the other day ( Read more... )

...and it's a boy ( Read more... )

BILL: What's...why is your hair ( Read more... )

ME: Good afternoon, Shiny Office, may I help you ( Read more... )

So due to the delightful news I posted about this morning, I am having a queasy evening. Blerg. And it's my night to cook and I'm making cilantro soy meatballs, and I realized just as I started cooking that I would rather die a fiery death ala Joan of Arc than handle raw meat tonight. So I dumped all the ingredients together and Mr. Bill and the ( Read more... )

First item of note: When my husband really needs a haircut, his bed head makes him look like a cuddly mad scientist. *cuddles his head ( Read more... )

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"Wow, this really is the Skeezy IHOP ( Read more... )

ME: Good afternoon, Shiny Office, may I help you ( Read more... )

I should really post a picture of the store's spiffy new logo (which I love) shouldn't I? I'll try to do that sometime this weekend ( Read more... )